let them eat cake!

Sometimes, when you’re charged with bringing a dessert to a party—a frequent request in the holiday season, especially—you just don’t have the energy to bake layers upon layers, frost everything, etc. etc., despite your desire to impress everyone with your baking prowess. Sometimes you want to make a tried and true recipe, but you still want to knock their socks off with the look of the cake.

These cakes are for you! I provide you with recipes for two simple cakes, and homemade pdfs for you to download and cut out. Get ready to wow them all.

Instead of frosting a layer cake, cut a stencil out of paper (I provide you with pdfs below), and just sprinkle some powdered sugar or cocoa over. You’ll get plenty of ooohs and ahhhs, and more than one person will tell you you’re pretty insane. But if I’m telling the truth, well, those kinds of comments are exactly why I did it!

Cutting the Stencils

Now, fair warning: Cutting the stencils out does take time. But the time to cut it out can be spent sitting in at your coffee table, with the TV on, instead of standing in a hot kitchen. And you can do it well in advance. The easiest of these (the reindeer) took me about 20 minutes to cut, but the most intricate (the snowflakes) took me more than an hour of cutting. A few tips for cutting the stencils, if you don’t have this nifty machine:

• Do NOT cut out the 8-inch circle. You want the overhang to give you something to pick it up by.
• Use a fresh new blade in your X-Acto! These stencils are fairly intricate, and you don’t want the paper to tear. You want it to cut.
• Identify the parts that are waste, and cut dragging toward those areas, instead of vice versa.
• Cut areas that hang outside the 8-inch circle fully, to account for any difference in size and placement of the stencil.
• Be patient. Don’t rush.
• If you have the time, it’s a good idea to press the cut stencil between two books overnight to ensure that the edges don’t curl up too much.

Download the pdfs here. I’ve even included a bonus one that I didn’t dust yet. :) Use Adobe Reader to open them and print them out. Note that they are all sized for an 8-inch round cake.

Baking the Cakes

I have two cake choices for you, but I encourage you to make whatever you want. The almond torte is a family favorite that never fails to please party-goers. The chocolate cake is straightforward but moist and tasty.

Almond Torte
1/2 cup almond paste (not marzipan)
2/3 cup sugar
2/3 cup butter (that’s 10 2/3 tablespoons. It’s weird, I know.)
3 eggs
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon almond extract (use vanilla if you don’t have almond)
2/3 cup flour
Apricot preserves (if desired)

Preheat the oven to 300°F. Line an 8-inch cake pan with foil. Butter the foil. Combine the almond paste and sugar in the food processor and pulse til grainy. Add the remaining ingredients and process until combined. Pour into the prepared pan, spread even, and bake for 50–55 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean. Remove the cake from the pan by the foil, and transfer to a cooling rack. Flip it for a prettier, flatter surface. If desired, slice in half and spread a layer of apricot preserves across the bottom half, then place the top half back on. If you’re feeling lazier, serve the preserves on the side as an accompaniment. Or leave it off all together; it’s tasty without it, too.

Chocolate Cake
Adapted from Barefoot Contessa

3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup Dutch-processed cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 extra large egg, room temperature (I used 1 large and most of 1 medium egg)
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/2 cup freshly brewed hot coffee

Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour an 8-inch cake pan. Sift together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the buttermilk, oil, egg, and vanilla. With the mixer on low, slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet to combine. Stir in the hot coffee (if the mixer is on, it’ll splash on you. Ask me how I know.) just until combined—it will be very liquid, but don’t worry. Pour into the prepared pan and bake for 35–40 minutes or until a tester comes out clean. Let sit in the pan for about 10 minutes, then flip out onto a cooling rack so the bottom is on top, for a more pretty surface.

Let the cake cool a bit. If you’re using confectioners’ sugar, let it cool for at least 30 minutes—the sugar will melt if it’s put on a hot cake, but you want the cake’s surface to still be a bit tacky, so it will stick. If you’re using cocoa or cinnamon, you can decorate almost immediately, and in fact a little heat to get it to melt and stick is a good thing.

Dusting the Cakes

Prepare the powder first: Place about 1/4 cup of your chosen powder in a strainer or sifter, and sift it onto a piece of wax paper. Discard any clumps that won’t work themselves out. Set aside.

Place the stencil down, aligning the edges of the circle to the edges of the cake as best you can. Here I flipped the snowflake stencil over, but you don’t have to. Press it against the cake so that it sticks to the surface. Transfer the sifted powder back to the strainer, and tap it or shake it gently above the cake until all areas are covered. If the paper is curling up, just hold it down as you tap; eventually all areas will get covered, and you definitely don’t want the powder to get under the stencil. You can go as thin or thick as you want; I admit I like a nice thick shape so that it has some presence. But that is more risky to preserve in transport. When you’ve covered it to your satisfaction, let it sit for a moment as you take a deep breath.

Grasp the edges of the paper, and in one fluid motion, pick the paper up, keeping it as flat as possible, and move it as far away as you can before dropping it. It can go right in the trash, the sink, or back onto the wax paper. Don’t worry if small bits of powder tumble onto the cake—a little is no big deal—but, of course, the aim is to have little to no drifting. Some areas benefit from being picked up carefully with a pair of clean tweezers, like the tree and deer, and even the big swoop in the “h” of “them.” Otherwise you risk messing up the rest of the design—or, in the case of the “h,” the weight of the powder on the shape will cause it to fall and drop all the powder back onto the cake.

The snowflake cake seemed to want a little extra dusting of snow—just a touch so that the true flakes were preserved. It’s easy to go too far, so take it slow and steady, and tap LIGHTLY. You can always add more, but you can’t take any away.

The reindeer and tree were done in steps, which I’ve shown above. Two copies of the template need to be printed, and from one you’ll cut the deer and the tree—they are the shapes you place on the cake first—and from the other you’ll cut out only the ground (don’t cut around the deer’s legs or the tree trunk). Place the deer and tree down where you want them, low enough that they will be on the “hill” in the final image. Dust the sky with enough snow to make the outline of the shapes visible. Then carefully lay the second stencil on top, and fill in the snowy ground with a dense coating. (Actually, in retrospect, you ought to place all the stencils down first, dust the ground heavily, then lift up the big piece and then gently dust the sky. Otherwise you could mess up the sky when you place the big stencil on top.) As you can see, I used (clean!) tweezers to pick up the deer and the tree.

“Let them eat cake” was straightforward when it came to dusting, but lifting it was far more tricky, because there are more parts to sag and move. I actually cut the swoop of the “h” out and placed it down separately, then lifted it with tweezers so that it wouldn’t spill. I used cocoa on the almond cake, mostly for color. I think cinnamon would be tasty too. I will say that cutting this one was definitely the hardest and required the most patience. (The snowflakes required the most time.)

There you go! Step back and marvel at the beauty you’ve just created.